A prime candidate has violently nominated himself in Afghanistan for this not so coveted award named after the famous French police inspector who solved more crimes by accident than ever by force of intellect or reasoning.
A would-be suicide bomber was on his way to blow up the dedication ceremony for a new Mosque when he tripped. This led to premature detonation of his bomb and a very messy demise. I guess Allah willed this Mosque to open and no human was going to interfere with it. How can I say this, well only the bomber died and no innocents which means his chances of getting 72 dates/virgins are Zero.
On serious note, this death and a previous self detonation might be a trend of hardship for the Taliban. One bomb detonated while the idiot was putting it on and in this case, when the guy tripped. So we have to wonder if the skill of the Taliban bomb makers has declined and has resulted in the creation of defectively lethal bombs. Which means the Coalition in Afghanistan has been successful in its battle against the Taliban.