Passengers of Flight 923 got treated to a spectacle that should rival Samuel L. Jackson's latest cinematic masterpiece Snakes on a Plane. I await the optioning of this story
Instead of the usual inflight movie or perhaps plugging into the pre-recorded news channel, they got to see real life pathos. Real life drama. They got to see a stark raving lunatic in full moon-flower bloom.
It seems a passenger by the name of Mayo, methinks she was left out on the counter too long and spoiled, got a wee bit agitated. She would pace the aisle mumbling it seems. What was it she mumbled about? Well not how her cat chewed up her geraniums or how darling her grandkids are. Not even talk about the Hindu Kush to which she was nearby. Oh no nothing so routine, all of her mumblings were about terror training flights and Osama's terror organization.
Naturally the passengers and crew were vexed and flumoxed by these outbursts but they remained calm until Mayo went too far. The woman dropped her bloomers, flashed the passengers with her Depends, and then proceeded to urinate in the aisle. This proved too much for people so she was quickly tackled and restrained. I guess the passengers did not appreciate the physical manifestation of this woman's mental incontinenance, who would be with that smell? Moonbat urine? Yuck! Eeewww! The flight had to land early while being escorted by two fighter planes naturally.
I guess the Federal prison system will have a new convict soon. And I bet that Ms. Mayo, at age 59, will still blame Georgie for all of her troubles. She has in the past claimed President Bush has censored all the protest music from the 1960s so why should the reality of her own actions landing her in jail shake up her delusion it's Georgie's fault? Maybe she needs to be sent to Arkham Asylum to hang out with the truly deranged like Poison Ivy and the Joker instead.