I think I have stumbled across a possible explanation to this very vexing mystery. From the list of followers that Weiner has collected on Tweeter, all seemingly in their 20s, female, and very fetching; this theory makes sense, in an admittedly twisted way. Please bear with me as lay this theory out. What if Weiner has all his life been sadly under-endowed and has taken other means to compensate. Did he shudder at the concept of hydraulic magic being performed on his soldier so he sought other means? Did he in fact hire a wiener-double and a picture of that double is what was sent to his feminine followers? Perhaps the Tweet from Friday was in fact an act of revenge from the double, that it was tired of being taken for granted? It wanted to see Weiner shrink from the media spotlight he usually revels in maybe?
So if you do see something inching along giving Kung-fu chops in public or shady areas, call the police quickly. Help Rep. Anthony Weiner find his wiener-double before anyone else is harmed by it. Do your civic duty please.
Laugh if you want at the above speculation, but dear readers ask yourself one question. Is this anymore outrageous than what we have already seen? That Anthony Weiner refuses to say ‘No, that is not my wiener’ to reporters. Not in the least.