Forget about Nostradamus and those pesky Mayans. Really forget about that clunker of a movie called 2012 that invovled arks in the Himalayas. Here is definitative proof the world will end in 2012. I will even give you an exact date - February 10th, 2012.
How can I be so sure? On that date George Lucas will give unto the insolent and ungrateful Star Wars masses the first movie in the Star Wars franchise to be converted into 3D. Will it be A New Hope? Nope? Get your motion-sickness bags ready. Ready? Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace. So now we will experience Jar Jar Binks in three dimensions. Yes you can get up and run to the loo clutching that bag now. George give it up, even in three dimensions Jar Jar is totally flat.
So book your seat with a certain smuggler who can do the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs now. Avoid the rush, get a choice seat, and avoid the smuggling compartments.
8 comments:
There's a certain irony here. How long until the cries of "racism" and "stereotyping" resound once again but in 3D 7.1 Surround Sound. I'd much rather see Jabba bulging off the screen.
Jabba had gravitas.
I dunno- I didn't mind Jar Jar- then again- I liked Disney's Song of the South. ;-)
Thanks Legios.. Jar Jar singing Zippidy Doo Dah... ack
:-) Now it is in MY head- ahhhhh :-0
Legios, hopefully it has fled by now.
More incontrovertible PROOF that the APOCALYPSE is Upon US: They are remaking Conan the Barbarian:
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809953260/video/24490513
MUT, Arnold has better delivery in the original movie than this hunk of beefcake. What is this Keanu Reeves in a muscle suit?
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