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Sunday, June 14, 2009

It Burns!


First Lady fashion in the UK. I am posting the pic on my blog in case it vanishes from the British paper.

I have to agree with the writer on one thing, at least her arms are covered. Though everything else about her attire screams 'Please save me from the multi-coloured fashion monster eating my mid-riff.' She needs a visit by the What Not To Wear crew, seriously.

13 comments:

Rose said...

Yeah. I don't get it. Maybe withOUT the pants underneath? As a minidress? Still bad enough, but gag me!! the pants really don't go.

Rides A Pale Horse said...

But.....but.....ladies, she's the first and only first "lady" that has her own, personal, full time makeup artist.

I'm sure she also has a fashion consultant or two but it appears they may be Republican plants.

Anyway, Mary Kay cosmetics is happy to have her business.

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w222/RidesAPaleHorse/Obamination/marykaycos.jpg

Rides A Pale Horse said...

P.S.

From the look on the guys' face behind her, he must be thinkin'....."Yeah that really does make her ass look fat(er)"

Anna said...

LOL At we were spared the $500 sneakers. But yeah those sweat pants were just 'ugh!' At least none of those velour ones. Small mercy I know, but there is very little silver lining to find.

RAPH, 55 gallon drums of Mary Kay Bondo to cover the ridges on forehead? As for the security guy, wonder what he strained by holding in his comments?

pat said...

MO "Does this yellow thing around my waist make my butt look big."
Secret Service guy. "uh, no."

Anna said...

Pat, lol.

Secret Serivce guy, "Somebody help me, I am in Hell."

Other agent, "Are you okay?"
Guy, "Uh yeah, just something assaulted my eyes."

Myrtus said...

lol! You guys are too funy!
Hmmm so that's what a ruffled up fashion victim looks like then?

Oddly enough her hair looks like she's ready for a jog...heyyy wait a minute, maybe that's what those pants are for. (=

Anonymous said...

How dare you insult Jacqueline Kennedy like that!

BrendaK said...

First Security Guy: "No, your butt makes your butt look big. The ruffles and applique just make you look insane."

Second Security Guy: "And please trim your eyebrows-of-doom, for heaven's sake."

Georgfelis said...

*sigh* The Mighty MO used to be a battleship...

I can't tell if this is "I'm important now, I will dress the way designers think is cool" or if this is the same way she used to dress while having that quarter-million dollar administrative position at the hospital. Anybody want to dig thru the photos and do a compare and contrast?

Anna said...

LOL Myrtus! Oh good gosh, remember that bank robber movie with Gena Davis, think it was Quick Change, well it looks like they caught Michelle between being in clown disguise and normal attire.

Anonymous, that is no Jackie Kennedy. Jackie had taste. This is just a poor person screaming out for help with her warddrobe. A screaming violet perhaps?

Eyebrows, lol. Agent, "Dude now you did it! She set her eyebrows to Incinerate!"

Well both MOs have wide beams and very pointy prows. And both unleash Earth-shattering broadsides. I will forgo spelunking for other Michelle Obama pictures, my eyeballs can only take so much strain.

Tom said...

And this is the way the First Lady dresses for public? Guess we should have had a clue on Election Night of what we were in for...

Anna said...

Yes Tom, Election Night was another sartorial disaster. We have a would-be Empress who, thankfully is not naked, but lacks basic colour coordination skills.

She needs intervention bad.