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Monday, April 23, 2007

Sheryl Crow - Enviro Loon

Can we get more insane than Sheryl Crow accosting Karl Rove at a public function to demand he save the planet? Methinks she is full of herself.

Has she thought of what the carbon footprint of her jet and bus are? How many tons of carbon dioxide were emitted to create and now to maintain them? As for her guitar, is it synthetic [read petroleum base] or created from natural exotic woods from endangered trees? Come on Sheryl let us know. You want to inject yourself into the environmental debate, so open up and let some sunshine in to your personal dealings.

But this a real hoot: Ms. Crow croons
"I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required."

I propose anyone who wants to stay alive to never shake hands with Ms. Crow.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Me thinks she has something you clearly don't have : a sense of humor.
At least go check that blog entry - which was clearly meant as satire - before you make an absolute shit of yourself.

Anna said...

Satire is built around an uncomfortable core of truth. And the truth is Ms Crow did spout off about using one sheet. That is the uncomfortable and unhealthy truth of the matter.

The Registr is a snarky irreverant hang out from England that gleefully pundits anyone it thinks worth lampooning. Of which Ms Crow has made herself a target of.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

This is such absurdity I can't believe she's not completely humiliated for going to the dinner and suggesting this.

Anna said...

Dee, I hear Sheryl is now trying the John Kerry defense, the one square of toilet paper was meant as a joke.

I think some bovine excrement hit an oscillating unit and splattered poor Ms Crow.

And how rude to accost a man when the guy playing Master of Ceremony asked everyone to put aisde their political daggers for one night.