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Mysterious Prehistoric Organism Identified - It was determined not to be Jack Murtha's brain.
They'd need an electron microscope to find Murtha's brain.
It was about the only nice thing I could say of Murtha, his brain is like a fossilized fungus.
Though save the electron microscope so we might find his sense of ethics. I say 'might' find.
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