Former president George W. Bush got some excitement last night. A man driving a 70's vintage Mercury Cougar was visiting one of Bush's neighbors when a malfunction occurred. The accelerator pedal got stuck and the car crashed onto the Bush property. No one was injured in the incident. Secret Service and Dallas Police Department responded quickly, the man was briefly detained, and then released. No word as of yet if Sec. of Transportation Ray LaHood will force the shuttered Mercury company to issue an emergency recall.