Be warned what follows is the blackest of humour. In fact it is so black it scintillates and sets off Geiger counters. You have been warned. So hold on.
The IAEA now reports Iran seems to have enough enriched fissile material for one nuclear weapon.
Iran has successfully launched a satellite into orbit.
Iran's president wants to bring on the end times so the 12th hidden iman shows up.
Now the Iranian dilemma, who to use the one bomb on to bring about those end times - Tel Aviv or Washington D.C.
See its very black humour, ala Dr. Strangelove - 'Mein fuhrer! I can valk!'