Saturday, November 18, 2006

From Hell's Heart I Stab at Thee, Incompetently.

Well here is a story to warm the hearts of anyone who burns with hatred in their foul black hearts.

One truly deranged and homicidal woman decided to assume the role of Azrael, the Angel of Death, to mete out her own brand of justice. This happy homemaker decided to put some extra special ingredients into the cookies she baked and sent off to all nine justices of the Supreme Court along with Army, Navy, and Air Force Chiefs of Staff and to be thorough in her kindness the head of the FBI.

What was the special ingredient? Why rat poison. She wanted to kill every last one of them. Luckily security arrangements prevented anyone from eating the tainted treats. And the woman was arrested. Barbabra Joan March, of Bridgeport, Conn., plead guilty to 14 counts of mailing 'injurous articles.' My only beef with this conviction, she only got 15 years for the crimes. Barely more than one year per attempt. That was far too lenient for such an incompetent weilder of the coward's weapon - poison.


Mike's America said...

I was wondering what the details were when Sandra Day O'Connor mentioned this in a story earlier this week.

Anna said...

Well I think we can be pretty sure Martha Stewart won't invite this woman on the show. The View, that is another matter.